‘RuCap’ and Review? I think So

Sooo, it’s time for a new edition of Schizo News! Brought to you in part by my wacky, possibly crazy, mind! Stay tuned for a message from our sponsors!

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RuPauls Drag Race season 5 is in top gear and moving along with the ever anticipated Snatch Game! Always a fan-favorite episode…I gotta say…wasn’t all that special for me. Now, I’ve been a fan of Jinkx from the start, but I gotta say, she stole the show. I didn’t really know who her character, and Roxxxy Andrews characters were at all, BUUUUT after the Snatch Game, I feel like Jinkx just simply fell into the part and became someone else, while Roxxxy was simply playing at being someone else. And Jinkx was also able to be the awkward-moment-release device, which is always a necessary to have.

One question though…. Detox didn’t ACTUALLY piss on the stage did he? I mean….that was just water or something. Right?

And leave Jinkx the hell alone! Yes, he is A LOT like Pandora Boxx (who I also ADORE!) but I really htink the judges need to widen their horizons just a TAD more. Yes, obviously we ALL have different opinions on what is glamorous, but its all subjective. Its like art (possibly because it IS art), one person can see a beaituful picture and another can just see fire kindling. I would LOVE to see Jinkx completely dolled up and just supermodel stomp the SHIT outa the runway, I think she’d be stunning and fierce, but if that look was her galm, then be happy. She rocked the look, and I’m glad Michelle said that she looked great…sadly not to Jinkx’s face though. I just hope ma gurl sticks it out and uses that annoyance and turns it OUT! I know Jinkx is fierce, let’s be honest, so do you. Rock it gurl! …Is it next monday yet???

On untucked the ever raging battle reared its ugly head among Alyssa and Coco, and Jade joined in this time! I know it adds drama…but really?!? We can’t just let it go? Either get it all out in the open and air it out and put it away, or hide it in the closet, avoid each other, and move on, but don’t keep waving your dirty undies in our faces…getting a tad annoying. And Jade….no. She’s cute…sure…buuutttt, not a favorite of mine, sorry.

All in all, Detox SERVED the lip sync and sent Lynesha packing. Don’t get me wrong, i LOVE puerto Ricans, Nina was by far one of like, top 3 fav racers of ALL times, BUT so over the ‘well, english is my second language so I don’t understand well’. How bout next season, we get queens who can comprehend! They know what they’re getting into for the most part now…if you didn’t comprehend it while watching, you’re not going to get it in person. (No, i’m not one of those ‘you’re in america, learn english’ kinda of people, I actually support americans learning other languages more than forcing others to learn english…WE HAVE NO SET LANGUAGE IN AMERICA IGNORANT ASSES!) I’m just saying, if you don’t know how to read, get the hell outa the library. La Biblioteca is closed…ohhkay?

Review time! Yaaaay!

So, it’s been a couple weeks since I checked it out, but 5/5 for Pitch Perfect!!! Amazing movie, powerful statements! The music is well done and even though the plot is kinda unoriginal, i mean, I’m pretty sure Bring it On has about the same line, P.P. is refreshing and gave me new hope for movies again, They can still be produced! Yessss!!!! And even the geek gets his time to shine as kinda a side bar. What more could one want? And yes…i listen to the sound track. A lot. Aca-awesome! ‘I’m gonna finish this like a cheesecake!’ Fat Amy (Fat Patricia) totally was amazing though!

Finished reading Parasite Eve earlier. Pretty damn sick, gonna have to check the movie out! And poses a very real question. Could a symbiotic relationship between parasite and host be one day thrown off where parasite becomes the dominant one in the relationship? Could our own cells actually rise up against us in rebellion? Deep and thoughtful…but not the question for the day yet! I’m not QUITE there and haven’t even thought about what that question is gonna be….stop pressuring me! GIVE ME TIME! God dammit *in Willams voice* haha

 

Well, that’s about it for now peeps…its 5 o’clock somewhere…but not here damn it! Its only about 1…and I’m feeling a bit of a nap so I’m not so damned tired for work. So here’s the q:

For those who watch RuPaul, who’s your fav queen so far and why? Are you pro- or anti- camp? And isn’t it about damn time we have a queen OTHER than the typical ‘i’m so beautiful’ model? Sharon was a GREAT start (I was Team Needles and Willam, top two from day 1), but we need to keep the trend going. Its those who step outside of the everyday social ‘norms’ that help move our society forward, not the typical showgirls. Party City, oh YAY! Anyway, Last q, what team are you on for this season? Any predictions?

 

Damn that’s a lot of q’s! Answer all, answer some, as long as you answer me baby!
~SchizoSmiley

Good Morning Starshine!

The Earth says hello!!!!

It’s about time i get my arse in gear and start writing again, after all, “inquiring minds want to know!” Said Reeta Skeeter always. Mind if I use a quick Quill?

Siri. All I can say is that she’s a lowsy friend. All she ever wants to do is ‘search the web for that’. It’s annoying. ‘Siri, do you have a memory?’ ‘I dont understand. Would you like me to search the web for that?’ Now come on, its a yes or no question, instead she feels like she needs to get on the net just to answer me. I suppose I got my wish, I said i just wanted to tell siri to ‘google that shit’….and now thats ALL she wants to do. I bet she’s doing it on purpose to spite me. -_-

I don’t really have much more to talk about, so I’m just gonna go into some reviews cuz I’m awesome like that.

First up is Cloud Atlas. Loved the movie, saved to my desktop. The book wasn’t TOO bad, but I honestly didnt care much for it. I think that this is the first time where i can say I’d honestly prefer the movie over the book. Its general theme is about how one’s actions in their lives can ripple across time and influence others. A smaller topic is that of reincarnation. Simply, its a beautifully done movie that really captures the two themes stunningly. And of course, makes me bawl like a baby at the end, just as any movie that has anything good in it will do.

For my book reviews, I have like, 3. But i’m combining two.

The first two are the first two books in Darren Shan’s new Zom-B series. The first is entitled, appropriately, ‘Zom-B’ and its sequel is ‘Zom-B Underground’. The first two books are clever and intruging, and as always, makes me squirm while I’m reading…yet Darren is such a captivating writer that I can’t stop reading…even as the creepy ass clown, Mr. Dowling, smile’s spiders out of his mouth…I would have died!!!!  I couldn’t stop itching after reading how the spiders crawled all over B. Ugh! Probably my favorite ‘recreation’ of zombies in Zom-B would be how their bones extend out of their fingers and toes. Not sure why, I just find it extremely fascinating. I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Shan a few months ago now in New York City where he treated our small group to a reading from both Zom-B and Zom-B Underground….I read each book in a day, as I always devour Darrens books, and as I read the parts that he had chosen to read to us, I could just hear his voice echoing in my head…gave me the chills. Awesome!!!! 5/5 ‘Yummy Mummy’!

And the other review would be for ‘Parasite Eve’ which I’m currently reading. Not quite finished with it yet, but it’s extremely interesting! It deals with the evolution of humans and mitochondrial DNA, which I’ve always been fascinated by ever since learning about it in Biology. I have about 100 pages left to read and will hopefully finish by the weekend. So far though, I’d def recommend it for a bit of a scify read.

To conclude, I really DO plan on keeping up with this as i should. Its only the proper thing to do! And as a little bit of an added bonus, Imma talk just a smidge about my current writing project.

Set in a new, primitive desert world, the sun suddenly goes out, leaving all the inhabitants to speculate that something has happened to the sun god, Rasyn. A small group sets out in search of why indeed the sun has disappeared, and along the way encounters many obstacles (duh, without the obstacles, it wouldnt make for a very good read now would it?). But as the days pass, it seems as if the world itself is turning on our group as the weather starts to turn frigid and the clouds begin to fall from the sky. Will our heros discover where the sun has gone before it’s too late?

(I know, its a pretty generic summary, nothing too new or different in there, but in all fairness, i said a smidge. Not that i was gonna reveal all my secrets! Like a prostitute, a magician never reveals all their tricks!)

Wishing all the best and no burnt toast (unless you like your toast burn, then burn baby, burn!)
~SchizoSmiley